A/N: How best to explain this one? Um...I saw "The Full Monty" one too many times?

The Widow Twanky is having revenue problems with the dance troupe and Terpsichore gives her some helpful advice. It was going to be Hercules/Iolaus, Autolycus/Salmoneus and Joxer/Strife, along with naked dancing, but I never got that far. I really wanted Strife to help Joxer to learn to move -- in so many ways -- and Autolycus and Salmoneus to bitch and snark at each other until they just grabbed each other and started kissing, and Iolaus to do some "explaining" to Hercules about a few things, but at the time I just couldn't get over the potential embarrassment of writing something so weird, and it got left as it is now.

This was so obviously written in my very early fandom days.

Pairing(s): Never got that far.

untitled stripper fic