I'm suddenly in the mood to read some smut. Mostly I want it between Ares and Joxer. I want Ares to be the Big, Bad God of War even while he's doinking Joxer and I want Joxer to be his normal goofy self.

I want lots of detail in this smut. I mean, so much detail, it seems almost as if this were a porn vid instead of a story. I don't want any plot whatsoever in this little story. It can't be less then 500 words. It can have other deities in it, but basically, I'm in the mood for fucking. No love, mush or cuddles. Just mind blowing and other things blowing sex.

Anyone want to help you dear ol' list mom out? I have to work tonight and I am in desperate need of some good doinking. The kind that makes the windows rattle.

After a fair bit of celebrating, I sat down to see what I could do about answering the call. Here lies the result.

This is a companion piece to my earlier A/J story, Familiarity. Either can stand on their own, but they're sort of connected.

I do have to give credit to the story "Consort" by REM for inspiring this fic. Or, more accurately, one small paragraph in that story.

Thanks go to Candace for her quick beta of this. Without her, Joxer wouldn't be sounding very Joxer-like and the ending wouldn't justify the rest of the story.

Pairing(s): Ares/Joxer