A/N: A
friend posted on her LJ that July 31st is National Orgasm Day and
asked
for people to write something appropriate. I usually don't work well on
request but this came up. Okay, bad puns aside, it really did just pop
into my mind and refuse to go away. I'll be honest and say that
Ares/Joxer
is not at all my thing these days; it just doesn't do much for me
anymore,
and yet here it is.
This was written in the space of a few hours but hopefully that
doesn't
show. It's from Ares' POV with little in the way of dialogue, more of
an
internal monologue, actually. (Please don't tell me character
development
is sneaking into my PWPs these days! Ahhhh!) There is plenty of sex as
compensation though.
Thanks go to Pennydreadful and James for title suggestions, the one
used comes from James. Thanks also go to Amy and Pennydreadful for the
beta. Any remaining mistakes are mine.
Pairing(s):
Ares/Joxer
Warnings: NC-17.
Disclaimers: I own nothing (take that literally if you're
planning to
sue), not the characters represented here or anything related to
Hercules
or Xena. I'm making no money here and no infringement is intended.
Archive: AJCS, Joxer luvs Ares,
Joxerotica, my site and
my
LJ.
Summary: I've got kings and
emperors
ready to throw themselves naked at my feet, and yet I always come back
to
this mortal. This pale, awkward,
annoying man who makes me
grind
my teeth and think about taking him apart slowly, but I never do.
Word count: 2706