A/N: I'm
supposed to be working on RS or a co-authored fic. So, of course, I
wrote this instead. It started with just a small idea, a little part of
the opening paragraph, and it flowed non-stop from there. This isn't
crack!fic -- I think we can all agree that we don't have crack!fic in
this fandom; this fandom's canon is cracktastical all on its own -- but
it is...weird. Don't expect anything too serious or even any real
attempt at justification. Think: fluffy kink. I'll just leave it at
that.
Big thanks to![[info]](userinfo.gif)
spikeface
for the lovely beta. This makes a great deal more sense now, both canon
and grammar-wise.
Pairing(s): Autolycus/Joxer
Big thanks to
spikeface
for the lovely beta. This makes a great deal more sense now, both canon
and grammar-wise.Pairing(s): Autolycus/Joxer
Warnings: hard R for sexual situations.
Disclaimers: Did you see the episode where Hercules, Iolaus and Autolycus have a kinky threesome while Joxer yells out instructions? No? Then I guess I don't own them or any part of the shows.
Archive: Joxerotica, my site and my LJ.
Summary: Joxer was a.surprise, in ways that hurt Autolycus' brain if he thought too much about it.
Word count: 6002